The content of the article:
- Auto horoscope from 2 to 8 October
- Aries
- Taurus
- Twins
- Crayfish
- a lion
- Virgo
- scales
- Scorpion
- Sagittarius
- Capricorn
- Aquarius
- Fish
Cars are stocked up with horsepower, because on the autumn roads you cannot easily jump, and these days of October, wheelbarrows will need skill, ingenuity, and endurance. Well, if everything is more or less clear with the behavior of cars, then you cannot say the same about the traffic cops - the patrol boys behave very strangely. The guys even forget to wave their wands and endlessly hide in their houses to indulge in buns. In Sweden, they celebrate the day of cinnamon buns, so the law enforcement officers compete to see who eats more. Let's stop and pour some water for the road gluttons so that their tummies don't get cramped by the dry water - they will certainly remember our generosity.
Auto horoscope from 2 to 8 October
Aries
Aries, it would be nice to have a huge garage and cars for all occasions - in the rain you can ride the Oise, rush into the snowstorm on a snowmobile, and if there is mud and slush on the roads, then show off on the tank. But on these October days, one can only dream of a road idyll. Your iron girlfriend is pulled into traffic jams - for sure, your favorite horse shows character. If you come across strange people in dark glasses and gray raincoats, who are worn with a mysterious look on the side of the road, do not be alarmed - these are fans of Richard Sorge celebrating his birthday (your inquisitive typewriter knows that this uncle was a Soviet intelligence officer, now you know) ...
Taurus
Taurus, the engine growls, the gears are shifting, the windshield wipers are cheerfully working - this October will be a busy week. But you will have to drive mainly off-road - your car dreams of becoming strong and rushes to where the traffic cop did not stop cars. So stock up on caramels and tea, and do not forget to throw a shovel in the trunk (you never know where your restless four-wheeled girlfriend will take you). And do not worry if in some backwoods you meet dashing guys with machine guns and in black masks with slits for peepholes - these are the riot police who celebrate their professional holiday and deliberately climbed into the wilderness so that they would not be tugged by their superiors.
Twins
Gemini, imagine that you are driving on smooth asphalt, there is not a single guardian of order on the roads, and at once all the zebras and pedestrians have disappeared along with them - a beauty, isn't it? It is a pity that this October week everything will be the other way around - traffic cops literally grow out of the ground, crossings are drawn every kilometer, and even some jumpers have appeared on the tracks. Although, with these creatures, everything is clear - the guys celebrate the birthday of Viktor Saneev, who became famous for victories in triple jumps. By the way, the famous champion bought the Volga with numbers 17-39 for the first prize money (these numbers mean the length of the jump!). Maybe your horse's number also symbolizes something?
Crayfish
Raki, this October week you are winning victory after victory - you overtake all the drivers, you do not receive fines, and even manage to deliver passengers. Do not be arrogant, because the stars do not praise you personally - this is all the machine is trying, and you need to say thank you to it. But this is after, but for now, head out of town and learn extreme driving, and an iron horse will help you, it has succeeded in this matter. By the way, do not forget to call the guys who taught you how to drive a car - teachers' day is celebrated not only by school teachers, so the instructors will be pleased. You can also hand over a bouquet to the traffic cops - just like that, for their beautiful wands and cute caps.
A lion
Lions, harness the iron beauty - travel angels promise a lot of travel. But the October week will be remembered not only for pleasant surprises - misunderstandings on the tracks also happen, although without them it would be boring to ride. Take, for example, stupid pedestrians or reckless drivers - both of them seem to have fallen from the moon and behave irresponsibly. Two-legged racers race across the zebra crossing, and novice chauffeurs cut off cars with flashing lights. Do not pay attention, it is better to look at the side of the road, where dressed-up girls dance, dashingly raising their legs - the beauties celebrate the day on which the Moulin Rouge cabaret opened more than a hundred years ago. True, it was in Paris, but the "road butterflies" do not care.
Virgo
Virgo, drive very carefully, and try to observe the speed limit - it looks like the traffic cops have an autumn aggravation of greed. They are ready to fine even their colleagues - there is already one guard left without a cap and covers his burdock ears with a newspaper, and the second shyly turns out his pockets and gives away a week's earnings. By the way, if you don’t want to get caught, paint smiling faces on the car glass - and the rest of the cars will be appreciated, and the patrol guys will be delighted. At the end of this October week, the World Smile Day is celebrated, and with a good mood, neither kilometer-long traffic jams, nor bumps, nor road bumps are scary.
Scales
Scales, now you can't accelerate on the highways - the rains and slush completed the work of the communal services, and everything became as it was. In principle, no one is surprised, and only in the administrations they shrug their shoulders in bewilderment - they say, all the money was thrown into the repair of roads, but for some reason there is no sense. Never mind and calmly drive straight or, if you want, turn left - it's interesting there now, maybe a car romance will be formed. After all, on weekends they celebrate a holiday, which is popularly called Fyokla Zapryadalnitsa - what gets tied up is no longer unleashed. So the road adventure will continue, the main thing is to ask the car if it likes your new acquaintance.
Scorpion
Scorpios, only people with wild imagination can call our tracks smooth and comfortable - you don't think so, and you are doing the right thing. But on these autumn days the situation on the roads is not so bad - all road users are extremely polite, and even the traffic cops bow and salute. Maybe generals and presidents were hiding somewhere in the bushes, or new cameras were hung on the poles? Although, the stars quickly clarified the situation - Vladimir Vladimirovich has an anniversary. It is not necessary to call and congratulate, but you can pour fresh butter on the machine for the sake of such a case - an iron girlfriend will appreciate it and whisk you away wherever you want (most importantly, do not talk to her about politics).
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, welcome to the road fairy tale - peace and grace on the tracks this autumn week. Even the stars have disguised themselves as pedestrians and enjoy the perfect driving atmosphere. So if you see shiny two-legged creatures, be polite and let it go. Maybe these are just people who are happy with life, what difference does it make - and you are not a burden, and they are pleased. If suddenly you meet muscular guys, do not be lazy and slow down - maybe they need to get to the village of Krasenovka to celebrate the birthday of their idol and famous wrestler. How, didn't you know that Poddubny was born in October? Your iron horse respects Ivan Maksimovich very much.
Capricorn
Capricorns, the fastest, the most courageous, the most skillful - the stars list your qualities, because this autumn week you are real geniuses of the roads. Your four-wheeled iron beauty is generally ready to drive on hopeless tracks, and neither torrential rains nor traffic jams will stop the car. True, the traffic cops in these October days have become somewhat insolent - they slow down everyone in a row and do not even pay attention to the thieves' numbers. Give the patrol guys a radish, salt and onion to celebrate the Iona and Foka folk festival.And do not forget to tell that on this day it is forbidden to eat fish (say that there will be no money, in this case the guys in uniform will listen to you).
Aquarius
Aquarians, quietly rustling with gravel, the car is driving slowly - but where to hurry if these autumn days you have everything clearly and competently planned? You can even predict unpleasant communication with traffic cops - did you or the iron horse have any talents from the field of clairvoyance, or did the navigator start to work in a new way? But you obviously did not expect a meeting with giraffes, elephants, dogs and monkeys - this October week is World Animal Day. Not only happy animals rush along the tracks, but also zoologists and veterinarians - give a lift to the kids, they also sometimes get tired and dream of lying down in a warm, cozy salon.
Fish
Pisces, only a select few know the automobile language - you definitely understand your swallow at a glance. The engine rumbled, which means that the car wants to go out of town, something is knocking under the hood, it means that the iron girlfriend wanted to go to the auto repair shop. But how do you react if your car refuses to leave the garage? In these autumn days, the answer is simple - leave the car alone and change to the bike. But if you see serious guys with papers, spin the pedals faster - most likely, the insurers went hunting, because this October week they have a holiday (the guys do not know the days off and are ready to insure even the traffic cops, although it is not clear why).
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